NEIGHBOURWATCH PROPHETS AND COMPLAINANTS REPORT

SPOTTED IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

Today, our intrepid team of spotters caught a glimpse of the following individuals:

• The Jones's are having another loud argument
• The Smiths are having a party, again
• The new family on Elm Street are trying to fix a bike, but keep getting interrupted by their kids
• The Wilsons are having a suspiciously large number of people over for dinner

Our team of expert spotter-prophets will be back with more updates, including analysis of the following:

• The trend of increasing neighbourly drama
• Unidentified neighbourly activity in the alleyway

Disclaimer

Our reports are not meant to be taken as factual, but rather as entertaining speculation.

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